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Even though the Shaman is limited with words, I think we can more or less grasp what she's saying. She can be quite an angry person at times so please excuse her rude outbursts. If you want to add to the list, send your entry in to tad1989@gmail.com.
"I'll take three nuclear bombs, a dozen swords and a few of those funny looking guns"
"I think I may paint my mask white. That might confuse a whole load of others but who cares?"
"I really should get some sleep"
"My therapist has warned me not to walk far"
"Shall we sign a peace treaty now?"
"Where's my burger and chips?"
"We'll need to set up a massive cemetery for all the dead
"This damn mask keeps on slipping" (well she might say that)
"Does my bum look big in this?"
"Wait a minute. I need to put on my mascara before I go into battle"
"Reincarnating really does give me grey hairs"
"I love the Dakini tribe. They are my friends"
"I am definitely the prettiest of the girls"
"Which of you braves is going to be a daddy?"
"Stop scratching your bum you lower class nothing!"
"Being a God does require quite a load of paperwork"
"I don't we should hurt the enemy - they look to nice"
"I'm going to the Chumara Shaman to have a nice long chat about stuff"
"Oh, the Matak Shaman has asked me to be a guest at a dinner party"
"I'm not going into battle now - I've planned a tea party with the girls for this afternoon"
from LARET
"Why can't one of you braves built a swimming pool for me?"
"I'm not going in that darn balloon! Much too high!"
"Yo, firewarrior, can you light my cigarette?"
from JWAWROSZ
"Wow, those Dakini tribe clothes are like, so totally in fashion"
"Hey, where's my staff gone!? I knew I was going to have a hangover after the victory feast, stupid preachers spiking the drinks!"
"Being a god is really hard work with destroying planets and walking everywhere! And I don't even get paid!"
"I predict in the future that we will be remembered as 2D characters in a 3D landscape!"
"Hey, you preacher! Come over here so you can … erm, (cough) … erm, clean my staff"
"With all this power and gold, I don't know why I don't just buy an army!"
from TIONGWENSHUO
"Abracadabra? No… Hocus pocus? ... No … I just can't remember that spell!"
"You know, I wonder if I should invite all the other girls to go shopping"
from GINGE
"Hurry up you lot - I want a good seat before the volcano erupts in the Matak settlement"
"Do you think the UN will have me for war crimes?"
"Gosh, it's such a hot day, everyone into the pool for a dip! "
"Guys, that was the Dakini Shaman on the phone ... they're gonna invade us in a minute!"
"How can three men in one hut have babies?"
"Ten bucks on that guy over there to win this fight"
"All these blokes and I ain't even married yet!"
"Yo preacher, get us a six pack outta da fridge!"
"For God's sake, those warriors are making out behind the boat house again!"
"I've got a feeling that the weather is going to be bad today"
"Hey firewarrior, come fix this leaky gas pipe!"
"Why didn't you see those balloons on the radar?"
"God, those preachers talk a load of crap!"
"Tut, this mask is like sooooo last century!"
"How come everyone in my tribe was born with blue pants, and I was born with nothing?"
"I'm going up that hill to see if I can get a signal on my cell phone"
"Why can't we be the red team? That is so not fair!"
"Tell you what Chumara Shaman, I expected five star treatment: that magic prison of yours didn't have a bed or a toilet"
"I'm a god now, so you lot better be good little men, or you'll be sorry"
from DEATHLESS
"These braves must have giant fleas on their butts, they're itching themselves every minute"
"Hey, how come nobody needs to eat, drink or go to the bathroom?"
"Oh, I can't be bothered to become a god, I just have a coffee instead"
"There is so much men about we might as well fight the other tribes with football teams!"
from H1PP1EK1LLA
"Put on your life vest before you get in the boat"
"Put the kettle on. I'll be camping in this tower for a while"
"Everybody shut up - I totally LOVE this song!"
"Dude, where's my boat?"
"I cant wait for the weekend"
"No one look - I have to pee"
"Hey, I can see my hut from this tower"
"My new staff should be arriving from Amazon this week"
"Always having to chant spells gets tiring. I wish I had some sort of remote"
from KABOOM
"I'm the one with the Bloodlust spell, so why are my followers getting massacred?"
"I know I only had one brave for a six man Stone Head but come on, two hours just to get a volcano? That's a bit excessive …"
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