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## Issue #5

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Post subject: Issue #5 Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:36 pm

// Narrator Speaking \\ Narrator Ending Dash The ‘Retired’ Barbarian – Part 1 // The legendary barbarian Dash has retired, but little did he know Shao has made another episode with him in it! \\ Dash> *wakes up* ahhhh! Oh Nurse! Time for my morning wank!
Nurse> Is it that time already?
Dash> *nods*
Nurse> Do I have to?
Dash> *nod turns into head butt*
Nurse> Ouch! Ok ok! *wanks dash off*
Dash> gd gd, now for my morning stroll..ahh! What has happened to the park?
Nurse> *wipes cum* didn’t you know? They are making it into a pokemon center.
Dash> screw pokemon! This looks like a job for..Dash The Barbarian!
Choir> HUUUURAHHHHHH!
Dash> To the Invisible Boat Mobile! *runs to garage*
Dash> *jumps in* Gah? Is that a scratch?!
// Shao wonders how an INVISBLE boat mobile can get a scratch on it.. \\
Dash> *tucks in flab and puts seatbelt on* hmm, I don’t think I can do this alone..THAT’S IT! My old sidekicks will help me!
// So dash went to his sidekick’s retirement home.. \\
Turbmodious> Hey its dash *gets up to greet*
// But before he could get to dash, Turbmodious..Tripped over a bug! \\
Turbmodious> ahh! *trips over bug* Hating this!
Nagulese> Can’t you do anything right? Bugs don’t appear everywhere you know! Nag Nag Nag!
Dash> Nagulese, Turbmodious! I need your help to stop the park being turned into a…POKEMON CENTER *echo*
Turbmodious> gasp!
Nagulese> sure we’ll help! *tucks in old flabby boobs* lets go!
// So Dash, Turbmodious and Nagulese set off to the park! \\
Dash> Alright! Who is responsible for this???
Professor Cakes> I am..
Dash> How dare you replace my park for a pokemon center! It’s outrageous!
Professor Cakes> I can do what I like, I have the deed to the park and there nothing you can do about it!
Dash> oh really?!
Professor Cakes> yes really!
// Professor Cakes uses his mind to teleport dash, Turbmodious and Nagulese back to the retirement home \\
Dash> I cant believe he’s going to get away with this..
Turbmodious> I have good news and bad news!
Dash> Whats the good news?
Turbamodious> I named my dollar Phillip!
Dash> and the bad news..?
Turbmodious> It’s a girl dollar!
Nagulese> dollars don’t have a gender! And you can’t give them names! Nag! Nag! Nag! *snatches dollar*
Turbmodious> PHILLIP!!! NOOOOOOO!
Dash> There’s gotta be a way to stop Professor Cakes…But how..?
// Will dash ever find a way to stop Professor Cakes? And will Turbmodious ever be reunited with Phillip again? Find out in the next episode of Dash The ‘Retired’ Barbarian!

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