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## Issue#9

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Shao |

Post subject: Issue#9 Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:41 pm

// Once upon a time in the mm \\ Philipo> Aaah i need some work done to earn money ! * wanks * Snak> Ooh goodies im in love Phil, I hope you won’t ignore me! Philipo> * cums * Next! Fury> Hi doc!
Philipo> * Looks as if he sees Sub having sex with a girl * Omg!
Fury> I know its pretty bad eh?
Philipo> How did you get that horrible swelling on your nose!
Fury> Bent down to sniff some ass just like always?
Philipo> Don’t sniff Port asses... Next!
Storm> I get this anyonymous letters but there’s no name on them!
Philipo> * sighs * Wait! Maybe it are love letters!
Storm> * Gets red * Aaahw I hope they are from Snak. I want his l0ve xD
Philipo> He likes bald bums I heard * lies *
Storm> I’ll have it shaved soonish! Thnx doc!
Philipo> Next!
Penisis> Doc I’ve got such a bad life.. I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!"
Philipo> Next!
Yekralc> I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend!
Philipo> So?
Yekralc> Also, I found out my son is gay!
Philipo> Oi! Isn’t there anyone who likes women in your family?
Yekralcj> Yes! Apperently my wife does 
Philipo> Next!
Hundredt> Sup doc? You got any tips for fluffing up my abdomin? I'm trying to find a way to push the overhang up, so it'll fit in my bra and accentuate my perky old boobs!
// Suddenly the bumbarian came in and chanted: \\
Dash> Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro! Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow! Do your boobs hang low! Hahahah!
Hundredth> Omg dr Phil do something! Aaargh!
Philipo> I’ll apply you for the Testicle and breast Sorority Institution in Malta.
Now fuck off and tuck those boobs will ya?
Hundredth> TSI? Time to finally grow some balls! *Forgets bout flappy boobs*
Philipo> I’m getting sick of all those boob therapies and techniques. Next!
Mentits> Wait? Do those techniques also work with butts?
Philipo> Aaargh! That does it! My brain is getting on the bum!
* Bums mentix out * My clients are always bumming me!
I’m gonna bum around somewhere else! BUM BUM BUM!!
// Dr Phil went crazy and ran out of his store as fast as he could \\
Philipo> * runs and surpasses Hundredth *
// But not before he had tripped! \\
Philipo> * trips over flappy boobs *
Hating this!
// After he had tripped he jumped into his bummobile and disappeared \\
Philipo> BUM BUM BUM! Off we go!
// Will Philipo ever get back to his store without having the curse of bum? \\
BUM BUM BUM!

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duttjurpity |

Post subject: Halo Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:46 pm

Hey Really glad to get into this forum It's what I am looking for. Hope to know more member here.

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Lex |

Post subject: Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 11:48 pm

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