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  There has been 32 successful Åsgard tournaments since 04/09/05

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Populous Reincarnated
Top 1000 League Table
AsG Top 10

  AsG position / Pop:Re position / points / daily average

  1. Sub Zero (#3/2338/1.58)
  2. Hundredth (#4/1916/1.47)
  3. Radiance (#5/1873/1.38)
  4. Shakkazulu (#6/1842/2.10)
  5. Legions (#10/1689/1.96)
  6. Rageons (#12/1641/2.23)
  7. MentiX (#15/1463/0.99)
  8. NanoSaurus (#16/1463/1.29)
  9. Sunny (#26/1232/1.63)
  10. Snak (#32/1158/1.25)
ELO Experiment AsG Top 10

  AsG position / ELO position / rating / reports

  1. Sub Zero (#1/1664/85)
  2. DAroo (#8/1481/292)
  3. Legions (#9/1480/218)
  4. Staszek (#12/1444/143)
  5. Radiance (#13/1426/113)
  6. Rageons (#15/1404/123)
  7. Hundredth (#18/1386/118)
  8. MentiX (#28/1325/39)
  9. Drummerdude48 (#36/1280/226)
  10. Snak (#45/1232/48)

  Sub Zero currently holds the 2nd place former record for 'highest all time ELO' with a rating of 1624

ELO Experiment Clan League

  Åsgard is currently 1st, with an average ELO rating of 1284, and a 92.9 average reports per player.

Populous Reincarnated Clan Leagues

  Most points ever in a month was 791 in December 2006.

  Åsgard has claimed 1st place in the clan leagues 5 times, 3 2nd places and 53rd places in 18 months of recorded stats.

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# The Populous Rap

Author: Hundredth Created: 18 October 2008 Edited: 18 October 2008, 17:17 by DAroo

## The Populous Rap

Hundredth, Boyd, MentiX, Sub Zero, Cakes, Scorp, Zasamel, SewerAssassin, Yekralc, Ragnj, shakkazulu, homeboy, and Radiance

Getting yow ass shot into the water by a light is a drag
But I Seriously think carnificin is a fag ..
with erode swamp n hypno i can fight yo ass back!
Sometime yow do yow thang like you've had too much Big Macs

But neva give up yo can always win
So never throw yow chances in the bin
unless yo playin cakes cos he'll do his thing
with his high ass'd mofo 56k ping
but get in his base with yo' bling bling,
"IM DEAD IM DEAD" is all he'll sing!

but yeah, you know, watch out for free the weed
his flying kicks will make you bleed
even though he's keen, he sucks my spleen..."

lol, takes quite a bit of skill to get that into a rhythm,
these mana hax got me put in prison!
so in anycase, my warriors'll break me out n get told lies by the preachers shout!

then all my bitches and all my hoes will groove for tha mana so i can get some volcano

I love to hear my fans start clapping,
and when i hit key 'd' with style, i just soak up da 'brrrapping',
Im goin' play pop n' stops this shitty rappin'
click click click click im a tap dancin'

and all the ladies n da house say shoka.....shoka,
i'ma watch da world cup itz korea vs toga!,
Korea won cause they do yoga, with this hot yoga teacher, everyone wanna poke her.
Ragnj thinks her boobs is a joke tho,
but he was like 'get on your knees and suck it, ho!

and all the braves n da house say choka .......choka,
Im gettin all intense an nearly nearly choke her ...
but she was like ' away from me, sir!
the braves threw rocks at her to provoke her;
no use, she was driving a bull-dozer

in oklahoma, she put this one FW in a coma!
wtf, pop going to oklahoma now! YEAH AND URE A COW

HW and mannin think theyre the shizzle,
but that's just dizzle.
this mod election thingy getting on ma baps,
with hard-wear being the epitomy of whack
thinks hes the shizzle on all maps;
Their best attack is when mannin's face lightens up,
when they lose, theyre like mo fo mup!

but that's because they never finished school
while we laugh and call each of them "fool!"
and their best defence is "plz sut up u aint dat cool!!!!!!"
then i light each of em inna pool

The next thing they say is usually "OMG",
i just yell back "IM 2 HOT".
Then MentiX says "Yeah you are! not".
Get a gun and get him shot.
Die mannin, in hell you shall rot!

d00d dont tell we gunna forget bout teh TDMers