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# Ultimate MC Battle

Author: Hundredth Created: 09 September 2008 Edited: 08 November 2008, 20:49 by Hundredth

'Ultimate MC Battle' Thread

Foreword by Salty: Yo yo wassup ma homies, Saltai-G wid' you in da house and it happenin' here because here is where it at homes. Rules go like this dawg:

One verse per post bro' (roun' four lines, anythan' less than three not kosha baby doll) Don' put sheaite like chorus' dawg cuz' dat be nu school and we don't play that way down in da hood. Has to loosely stay in da populous terminology hood homie, keep that sheaite on topic.

Yo yo don' do whut donny don' duz ya hearin' me? Keep it real all out there and lets do some wiggly waggly freestylin'. So lets hear it all yall happenin' pimps n' DJ's, lets make some noise!

Contributions by:

Salty - 'Saltai-G'
Hundredth -'H to tha Redth AKA lyrical death'
Genesis - 'MC Gen, in the mix two thousand and six!'
Zasamel - 'MC Zas: OWN THE SCENEZ'
Peaveyplaya - 'Peave Masta Flex'
Radiance - 'Shite-E ?'
Howl - 'MC Howl: Puts shamans to shame'
with brief guest appearances from:
Fury and Yekralc

::--::

Crusin' down da craters hood, burnin' up all the wood / Damn that shaman ass is totally good / Why not come round my place in an hours time? / C'mon shaman girl my mana will make ya feelin' fine

yo saltz your rhymes are whack, chattin' wet like black wolf on crack / tryin' to test with that sS mess, but but he aint got the brains for a decent attack / LB his hills and you'll be killed in moansville, i gotta 20 dollar bill that says he aint jack he's jill / frontin' gay crap like his internet relay chat hack, he aint got shitz on me cos i too ILL !

You're not a noob pwner, you're not even mediocre / You're not good on fate worlds, you're also a very lame joker / You ain't even tactical, you ain't very smart / Nobody cares what you did today, just shut the hell up bart(5986)

you knowz i'm like a lyrical arrow, i'll pound you on narrow, turn you to bone marrow and feed you to my sparrow / CD'll put you in the gallows, tele islands i'll harrow, double the trouble will double your troubles cos you're nothing but callow / feed you to my AOD, put your shaman in casualty, you'll try to embarass me but you'll see i'll gurantee you won't to any degree / i'll pwn you in tennessee, i'll pwn you in mississippi, i'll pwn you on fate worlds whenever you challenge me

What's down man itz MC Zas in the house on the scene, / bustin' a FS on yaw ass you muznt think it meanz what it meenz, / but ah tell you what it meenz, coz on FO, you muzt think I play liek beenz, / Wassap man, MC Zas bustin' the bust OWN THE SCENEZ.

MC Gen, in the mix two thousand and six! / Base keeps jumpin p-p-pumpin, i'm teh pawnage or sumhin. / MC in the mix control teh vibez, get on yer feet it's time to jive / Pee Pee, Eff oh, it's all teh same, yoOr gettin pwned @ Dis game / Moores and Adz, they both big noobs, wouldn't be suprised if they had no poObz

MC Zas your time has passed, you need to ask me to take your ass back to class / go ahead and ask her you're a lyrical disaster but we don't need a shaman to do the math / i seed lyrical needs to erode your creed, to make you bleed with a warrior stampede / mc gen needs to take heed, cos i'll make your genes plead with this virtuoso disease

MC Hundredth get outta town, you my friend are a silly clown / All this dissin who's bothered you? Seems you smell like a dirty poo! / Lights and torns, what's your game? OMGZ LYK DOOD YOOR LAME / Gene n Zas back to the top, Hundredths disses are nothin but a flop

MC gen come like MC jennifer, you been smokin' and tokin' the conifer? / i beg to differ you aint no Claudia Schiffer, so just sit on your shitter and get bitter you critter / And that's H to tha Redth AKA lyrical death, so save your breath Macbeth it's time you was in bed. / I said your rhymes are dead, like Malta's A-Z, so perhaps you should kick back and bake bread instead ?

MC Hundredth, you think yaw gonna own, Sometimez u need to get to reality, / I've got the power to deztroy u to make you moan, Cuz I gotta say to you especiall-ey, / Why don't u juzt giv up now and let MC Zas and MC Gen, / Take the floor, cuz if you want more, WE'LL GIVE YOU MORE MUTHAF*CKA!!!

saltai-G said four lines each debra, i read lee black and white like a zebra / remember mc zas aint ever gonna vendor to dismember my embers this november, you bender / pullin out 'especially' from your scottish dictionary, when it aint no obscurity to hear from me your speciality is that your rhymes lack originality / so hear me, deary you might wanna start fearing me you're like an AOD and i am the ghost army you can't touch me

Hunreth, Hundredth whatever you want, better listen closer cuz here comes ma taunt. / Ma dissins leet, am pro on the street. Yours is not, so hire a bot. / Brave attempt that's all i can say - i'd advise you to go away. / Gene, Gene number 1, gather yer armies n lets have fun

yo, i have no clue what goin on here / so i think im gonna go crack me a beer / you guys might have ta let out a teer when your brains are scattered, / i know, im pretty flattered

not that it matters, but i'll scatter you to saturn, 'pretty flattered' more like i'll flatten your base to tatters / i've got the data to splatter this natter, stop you chattin with a lyrical kata / play pp, pea and then try to beat me, seconds - seventeen it'll take me on dead sea / i'll wee on your chi till you beg like ET, phone home? just go home and make a pizza for me

yea, yea, yea u got ryhmes mc dred, but u best pick up the slack / you really need ta quit talkin' smack / btw grab a tic- tack / cuz your breath smells like "ass crack"

yo peavey, you bore me so leave me or change the story / your rhymes blow me, but my words are stormy / you saw me, my fury, your rhymes are bungalow and mine are four-storey / there's no glory in a one-sided war, pea.. so i'll come to missouri, and shock you like Saw III

saw 3? and you said something bout a lyrical disaster / when i'm done with you you'll be bowin' down sayin' / "yessa masta" now i think u should get with the ball, / quick cast an EQ and show this dude his rise and fall!

Man peavey, show him what it's called, look at the man, indeed he is bald. / Gene is the name, i claim my fame. Because i am teh one, who's havin teh fun. / Nothin much to say cept Adz is gay, and Hundredth well... he likes to munch hay. / It's came to an end, so i suppose, it's time to "send"!

ok i think imma forget bout' rippin' him a new ass / cuz today i gotta new task,i nee' ta bust out my flask / maybe even a gas mask, i know you'll need it / when im blastin' so fast.

throwin out the rattle, it's like mc battlin cattle, rap is to me what nirvana are to seattle / like aforementioned cows i'm gonna milk you now, lyrical BSE that's me so you best say ciao / gen just resign, keep underlining your rhymes, makes you rewind and look like you need nap time / as for peave masta flex, i'll make you scream 'FASTER' in text.. you don't need x-ray spex to see i'll make you a wreck

oh so you wanna bring me back? / i just speak the facts, devious like a black cat / i got that bloodlust, im gonna reign supreme / why u like the thrust? oh yea, the cream!

Yo all you cats be out of whack / You're slow, you're weak, get ready for the attack / Cause' when my homies come cruising through your hood / You better run; you better cower like you damn well should.

who you callin' "outta whack", you know you dig my flow / all i hear is chris yelling, "peavey you build fucking slow" / hey, i upgraded my huts tho. oh? look a volcano, / once it finishes it's drain you'll be on that mountain looking as gay as prince in purple rain!

Yo yo who yo thinkin' yo are, running your mouth / I'll bust your brains back down south / And beat in your face like I just don't care / If you're lucky I might lodge in your rectum a flare.

hey im not hear to argue with you, or talk bout' that shamens facial features. / but you know she's like jesus, / we need her the way Kathy Lee need Regis. / theres so much shit i could say right now but, i think its best to pass the fuck out!

yea but you know when i cast that volcano, i be going loco, from earthquake to erode, on PP or FO / and sub you queero, stop eatin cheerios or i'll make minus from that zero and burn you like Nero / i'll eat you like meat and turn Saltei to sweet, you don't need front row seats cos pea's guitar skills are WEAK / it's bleak but it's true, you build like you aint got no glue, it's no voodoo or breakthrough news but my mum could out-mana yous

So I'm driving back home, occupation is over / Some stupid bitch cuts me off, forces me to drive slower / Tit for a tat rattamatat, I sped up and flipped her right off / Low and behold it was nothing more than a bloody toff.

salty's tales of his down under blunders, but when his words are asunder you've got to wonder / when his house is in a bush, are the roads made of wood? hope i don't shoo your 'roos cos i'm thunder / around me pea's a zombie, see him retreat like powerof3 on dead sea / i'm free to write an obituary for mc zas and mc jenny, you saw them flee from the killer bee cos this emcee thread belongs to mc ME

This thread belongs to you? What you talking about foo'? / Fancy words like asunder do nothing but make me chunder / Keep it underground, keep it short keep it simple / Oh damn I think I've drunk too much dimple*

*not actually true

you labelled it imposs and now it's your cost, of this thread i'm boss like Xatos of pop / so turn the light off, this is more than a cough. better get that first aid red cross cos i'm more than a Moff / i'm Darth Vader ima sole trader, i'm gonna cut you up with my light saber / Storm aint got no skills to be an MC invader, can play you on Galactic Battlegrounds but i'm afraid i'll have to rape ya

Fury is king of the m n c, owning everybody / No time for shit heads no time for sleepin in beds / i gotta own at pop befor' my shaman go plop / now dats my story about my ride to glory
owning some noobs then bashing some choobs / and now im gonna go own steve nd chris
that is the impossible mish / but after i do ill be shoutin "i own you" and then ill go bash nd mash nd lash yo

Was all this owning you shizzle, crap like that makes me drizzle / pop is teh rap t make you hap not ownin moanin droanin / forget it man swizzle

gather y'all round, forums got their shit back up / lets all thanks Hundredth, good to know hes back hup hup. / and bow down to shakkaz, his moneyfall was a blessing / damned id be if i ever have 50 dollars without begging

so now lets get this clan back up on its feet / you know all the other clans are after our meat
make sure you get yo ass in here and start posting / else ill just freeze you all with my yo hosting (haha random)

yea we all know clif and i dipped in our purses, doesn't make shitey special enough fo' 2 verses / better call your nurse or better yet disperse, cos i'm the populous gun and it's 1v1 and you're goin home in a hearse! / sure, i took a break.. but i blew the candles out on my cake / so i'm here to reclaim Fate and celebrate you go ape!

yo fools all fallin before me at the sight of me like pins / better stop playin da sham skillz tourny and think of yo sins / all the glory's fo me, ya better stop trying / honest foo's, j00 know im not lying

now then, no frowning.. at howl i was gonna start howlin' / was gonna cook him like hoi-sin, but then realised it was shaolin / gods of destruction don't need lypo-suction, they aint PHAT like the Åsgard faction / Shao got water but he aint got a boat, dunked him in my lyrical moat with my mc hammer quote

time for a revival, so get all yo stereos out we gonna rise again, starting with an ace rappin bout / get all yo fellas n get all your friends we all know this thread wont see the word "ends" / off yo lazy arses, i wanna see some rappin else im just gunno get up and do you all some slappin

Yo, ma name's howl, back to rule pop again, / Teamin' wit Åsgard on my fresh rise to fame,
I’m blasting, I’m lightin’, ya’ll know my name, / Quittin’ is a complement, I put Shamans to shame.

you can tell it's hell, cos i make you melt. when you mc me you get more than html / you get L to tha double E to tha T aswell, cos i'll murder you like tournaments on Hel / everyone knows i'm more than phpbbcode, poker popups - i'll make you owe me loads / i'm on the prowl like a nightowl for MC Howl, you're a defense on PP and i'm a double EQ - erode